Are you serious??

NINE years!! Nine years together, and every stinking year, the man asks me what day Valentine's day is.

Seriously dude? It's the same day as it was last year. And the year before that. And the year before that.

One brain fart is forgiveable. This, it's just sad. Geez, T..... memorize the date. Cuz if there isn't some GOOD chocolate for me on February 14th, you might wanna hide.